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To consume chocolate. |
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To study and monitor our clients competitors
until we become one with the enemy. |
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To help keep the Starbucks Coffee profits
high via personal consumption. |
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To help keep Visine eye drop profits
high via personal consumption. |
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To insure that curse words are administered
properly during deadlines. |
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To consume chocolate. |
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To flatten our butts and widen our waists
from over-working. |
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To study and analyze tracking and traffic
files until our eyes play tricks on us. |
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To show the difference between a Pop-Up and a Pop-Tart
via personal consumption. |
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To help web sites earn their
keep. |
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